They injected what into your face?

Yes friends and neighbors, here is just one of the sad freaks walking this earth with her ass in her face. That's right, she paid good money to have her ass fat injected into her cheeks and lips. That's really all I have for today, have a good day.

Sue's 5 Favorite "Desert Island" Movies

Racing With the Moon - Sean Penn, Elizabeth McGovern and Nicholas Cage. Sweet movie about two young men the month before they head off to fight the "Japs" during WWII. Penn and McGovern were actually engaged during the making of the film which makes the love story nicley believable. I just love me a good love story!

The Big Chill - Terrific ensemble cast (before it was in fashion...) It's always fun to tell people Kevin Costner is the dead guy. The music is wonderful and the story is fun. I especially love Willim Hurt's cokehead character and the pot sequence is genius. Glenn Close usually freaks me out, (you know what I mean... there's always the question is she a guy?) but her coked out bedroom scene is hysterical!

Check out "The Big Chill in 30 seconds, re- enacted by Bunnies"

http://www.angryalien.com/0905/bigchillbuns.asp

Love Actually - Another fabulous ensemble flick with Hugh Grant, Emma Thompson, Liam Neeson, Laura Linney, Keira Knightley and my favorite, Bill Nighy. It's so tender and funny. I cry myself sick at the part where Emma Thompson's character finds out her hubby is unfaithful. Really hard to watch cause I think about how she KNEW what that was like since her scum bastard husband, Kenneth Branagh cheated on her after YEARS of marriage. ((shudder)) I adore the kid learning to play drums, (Drums are my life!) and the couple who act as stand-ins in porno films, hysterical everyday dialogue between them as they pretend to grind it out!

Bye, Bye Birdie - Major guilty pleasure here. I love this stuff!!! Ann- Margaret, Bobby Rydell, Dick Van Dyke, Janet Leigh, Paul Lynde and Maureen Stapleton. SO GOOD!

The telephone song...

-Hi, Nancy!

-Hi, Helen!

-What's the story, morning glory? What's tale, nightingale?

-Tell me quick about Hugo and Kim!

-Hi, Margie!

-Hi, Alice!

-What's the story, morning glory? What's the word, humming bird?

-Have you heard about Hugo and Kim?

-Did they really get pinned? Did she kiss him and cry? Did he pin the pin on? Or was he too shy?

-Well, I heard they got pinned

-Yeah! Yeah! I was hopin' they would!

- Oho! Now they're livin' at last, Goin' steady for good!

-Hello, Mister Henkel, this is Harvey Johnson, Can I speak to Penelope Ann?

-Is it true about Kim?

-Penelope!

-I just knew it somehow

-About the ball...

-I must call her right up!

-Saturday

-I can't talk to you now! Goin' steady, You know it Goin' steady, Man, it's crazy, man! Goin' steady, You know it,

-It won't last!

-Not at all!

-He's too thin!

-She's too tall!

-Hello, Missus Miller, this is Harvey Johnson, Can I speak to Debra Sue?, etc...

And last but not least

Fargo - Heck anything by the Coen brothers is worth a watch, but this one is especially odd and wonderful. I love the pregnant cop SOOO much! The North Dakota accents are a scream. (Go Bears!) Stars William H. Macy, Frances McDormand and Steve Buscemi. Really what's not to love?

Spamalot

SPAMALOT! It's coming to Portland !
August 21st - August 26th

Jim and I will see it on the 23rd. We've had season tickets with Brodaway Across America for a couple of years now and I tell you it is money well spent. (Hope we can continue for many more years)
We've enjoyed "Mama Mia", (our favorite so far), "Peter Pan", (with Kathy Rigby, it kicked ass!), "Lion King", (amazing!), "Sweet Charity", (with Molly Ringwold, (HORRIBLE!, the only one we hated) , "Hairspray", (wonderful!), "The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee", (a really nice surprise, and absolutely hysterical!), "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels", (a genuine giggle), to name a few.

Why do I taunt you with this? I just read Kara's latest blog, (Subject: Her defective "O", ((snort, snicker)) and her sister responded with this FABULOUS bit from Mony Python's Holy Grail.

It doth me well, good sirs, I shall enjoyeth this goodly farce in thy absence...

BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.

BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'

Amen.

Oh my goodness, oh my goodness...

And I quote,

"Burning Man is an annual experiment in temporary community dedicated to radical self-expression and radical self-reliance"

HUH?

Preps are under way, drugs are being stowed, flamboyant costumes are hung and ready to pack. I mean, really,the excitement is palpable!

This year's Burning Man is set to begin soon. From August 29th through September 3rd, the desert outside Black Rock City is tranformed into, um, how can I put this?... A FREAKING FREAK SHOW!

OH MY CHEESE!

Past themes have included Fertility; Time; Hell; Outer Space; The Body; The Floating World; Beyond Belief; the Vault of Heaven; Psyche; and Hope and Fear. The theme for 2007 is The Green Man.

MOTHER OF PEARL!

Again I quote, (cause frankly I have no words)

"Burning Man must endure as a self-supporting enterprise that is capable of sustaining the lives of those who dedicate themselves to its work. From this devotion spring those duties that we owe to

one another. We will always burn the Man."

They burn the "Man" the night before Labor Day, so if you haven't purchased your tickets, well you better get on it.

WOW!