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I've been up since 5:20am. It's Saturday. I have NOTHING to get up for, yet here I am, it's nearly noon and my day is already old. I feel like I've had too much coffee, ready to punch the wall, and like I've been struck with lightning. This is going to be a LONG day...

Pork Swords and For Shiz Up the Spat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6faS7jrebU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oicIa31nRPQ

I would give my left "teet" to write like that.

Oh and you must do a bit o' research on the writer Diablo Cody, fasinating reading!

Just Kill Me!

My worst nightmare...

Two cleaning women, trapped inside a broken elevator for two days, survived on two cough drops and six aspirin until they were rescued.
Beata Bartoszewicz and her mother, Roma Borowski, entered an elevator in an empty building in this Chicago suburb on December 22. After the elevator doors closed, the women discovered they were stuck on the first floor of the two-story building.
There was no response from an emergency call alarm and the women couldn't pry open the doors, Bartoszewicz said.
Neither had a cell phone or water and the building wasn't due to open until after Christmas.
The duo became dizzy from hunger. "I was close to thinking I was going to die," Bartoszewicz said.
The women tried to sleep on their coats and used a corner of the elevator as a bathroom.
Bartoszewicz said her mother continually reassured her.
"She kept saying, `We're going to be OK, and we're going to spend Christmas Eve at home,"' the 25-year-old said.
Two days later, on Christmas Eve, an employee of the building happened to go to work. Borowski said she heard him talking on his cell phone. The women yelled for his attention and he heard them.
Fire crews freed the women an hour later.

I miss having a dog at Christmas...

Ah, dogs at Christmas.

Martin J Dog was not really a problem, he was disinterested really. He was never a "good" dog, just sorta lazy. I like that in a beast.

Then there was the tinsel eater, Walter. Man, nothing says Christmas like a dog with tinsel hanging outta his butt.

But my all time favorite Christmas Pooch story was Jessie. Please understand, I HATED that dog! (This random quote comes to mind... no clue why.)
"You stupid, worthless, no-good, Geedee free-loading son-of-a-b!tch. Retarded, big-mouth, know-it-all, a-hole jerk.
'You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful.'
Shut-up b!tch. Go fix me a turkey pot-pie."
(Quick, what movie...?)
Jessie "stalked" the tree. Crouched down low, head hung, eyes averted, he would circle the tree endlessly. He was so dim you could tell it was new to him at each turn. Duuuh!
Good times, good times.

Bite Me!

The Guys vs the Girls 2nd Annual Gingerbread House Building Contest

The Girls make an esthetically pleasing cookie home

The Guys make rude, crude ugly frosting covered messes.

(They won last year!)

The question is, do they have flying monkeys?

http://www.scifi.com/tinman/

This looks amazing! I'm all a'twitter...

This Sunday, Monday and Tuesday night at 9:00pm on the Sci Fi Channel.

(It stars Zooey Deschanel from Hitchhiker's Guide and that creepy guy from Circle of Friends, Alan Cumming, (ewww).

The Days The Nights in Concert

The boys are back! Come support them this Friday Night, November 30th! This an all ages venue so all can attend.

There will be several VIPs present, so let's show them how much we love our band "The Days The Nights", (formerly "Mirrors")

Details below

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