Watch Out For Cougars, They Bite!

You know just when we think the new Cougar, (RV Trailer) is going to be the santuary Jim and I envisioned, the place of peace and good times, it bites you right in the hindend!
We just picked it up from the dealer for some fix-it repairs and took it out this weekend. We're in Corvallis (to see OSU kick Standfords butt) and Jim went to empty the tanks. No big deal. Only he finds the handle to release the galley (kitchen) waste tank is missing. You read that right, it's MISSING!
Now we used the rig several times and it was there, I can assure you. But it has vanished! Some dykey chick at the trailer place was futtsing around with the tanks, (we had some problems with the toilet draining too slowly). She emptied all the tanks and played around some, (really not sure what she did) and apparently removed the tank release for the kitchen area. Why? Cause she's a dykey chick with a man problem? Who the he!! knows...
What does this mean you may ask, or you may not, cause I'm sure this post is right up there with THE MOST BORING to date, but I don't give a frig, cause I'm pissed.
It means he had to lay on his back in the freezing cold and using a vise grip, managed to relaese the bastard.
But here's the real problem, Jim is trying to be mellow out, the doctors are concerned. He is under too much stress and his blood pressure is not great. He's just been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and frankly we, his loved ones, are kinda worried.
So anywho, send some good thoughts his way and watch out for Cougars, they bite!

Across the Universe, yeah baby!

I can't wait to see this!

Frankly anything Beatles works for me, but when I saw the trailer for this, I had to clench the ol' butt cheeks! Twas too, too exciting!

We're hoping to see it tonight, but this weekend for sure.

I'll let you know how if it lives up to my expectations...

Seems having "no uterus" isn't enough, I have to go on hormone therapy too.

(How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her...(((yuck, yuck, yuck))))

But seriously folks, it's outta control. Every hour or so my lips get numb, I feel like I've just had a mild shock, then the lava begins, slowly until I am a sweating mess. I've been having these suckers for years, but lately it's just too much. After the heat sets in I get a blinding headache. I can handle it during the day, but at night I'm up every hour then struggling to get back to sleep with a flipping headache. But here's the really fun part....if I don't wake up right away and get all the covers off, I wake up with a raging case of hives! For years I didn't know they were related, but after my doc appointment today it's highly likely. Have you ever had hives? Good grief! Giant welts all over and they itch like nobody's business! Sorry for the rant, but I'm hot and I have a headache!
So how 'bout them Dodgers...?